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Mike - London
Review #3, 10/29/2008
Name: MikeLocation: London
Phone: +44 781 072 8249
Website: http://www.gaydar.co.uk
Ethnicity: Caucasian Age: 20's
Height: 5'11" (180 cm) Build: Defined
Eyes: Brown Hair: Short Brown
Cock: Uncut 6-7" (15-18 cm) Average
Piercing: One
Orientation: Gay Calls: In/Out
Roles: Escort
Kissing: Yes Masturbation: Both Anal: Bottom Oral: Gives
Rates for time only (British £): 1st=150
Date: 10/2008 Type: 1 Hour Where: London Rate: 150
Rating: Unsatisfactory Hire Again? No
Where Found? Other Website Which: http://www.gaydar.co.uk/.............1e
Reviewed Before? Match Description? Yes Lived up? No
Experience:
Got to my hotel room, he looks exactly like his photos. Appeared to be in a rush and locked himself in the bathroom for quite some time to clean himself. I would have expected him to arrive clean. When he finally came out, he was rushed to get undressed and I had to ask him to slow down, that unless he was a good kisser this was not going to work. He kissed for a bit, but wih little interest. He said he loved to be fucked fast and then be disposed of like a piece of garbage. He said he only liked tops, and preferred not to do bottoms. Which was fine with me. I asked him if he was Brazilian, and he said he was Italian, which I told him seemed funny given his heavy Brazilian accent. Well, he said he was Italian-Brazilian. He continued to rush and after a bad attempt at a blow job with a condom on, he got on all four and lubed his ass. After I pumped him for a few seconds he asked me to stop and pull out. The condom was soiled and the smell was horrendous, his cleaning was a failure, and he had told me before that he wasn't sure if he had cleaned well. It was frustrating, and he refused to continue, he said he wasn't feeling well, that the steroids he was taking were upsetting his stomach. He attempted to jerk me off quickly, very business like, as if he wanted to get it over quickly. I told him to stop, that this was not what I had bargained for, and that he shouldn't be charging me for such a shitty experience. He said that I had fucked him and should pay him, but that he wouldn't charge me for the cab (10 pounds). I felt ripped-off, but I wasn't about to get into an argument with an escort in a luxury hotel room. He assured me that he liked me and that he loved my big cock, that it was all his problem, that he was not feeling well. I paid him for his time and asked him to leave immediately. I told him I would write a review, and he said he would take his page down the next day, that he may not even continue to be an escort. My recommendation would be that he follows through with that and spares other guys from being ripped off by this totally unprofessional escort.
Handle: Hardman
Submissions: First Review
You: Middle aged executive who travels a lot and every once in a while indulges in hiring a young escort.
Review #2, 07/28/2008
Name: MikeLocation: London
Phone: +44 (0)781 0728 249
Ethnicity: Latino Age: 20's
Height: 5'11" (180 cm) Weight: 160-170 lbs (73-77 kg) Build: Defined
Eyes: Hazel Hair: Short Brown
Cock: Uncut Average
Calls: In/Out
Roles: Escort
Kissing: No Oral: Both
Rates for time only (British £): 1st=120
Date: 04/2008 Type: 1 Hour Where: His apartment Rate: 120
Rating: Not recommended Hire Again? No
Where Found? Other Website Which: Rentboy.com; gayromeo.com; gaydar.co.uk
Reviewed Before? Match Description? Yes Lived up? No
Experience:
I emailed with Mike several times through his gaydar site (............mi). I provided my true stats via email regarding being overweight and 53 and he expressed no problems. I noted that kissing is very important to me and that while I have tried to bottom, I am definitely a top. I also contacted Mike via phone when I arrived in London and got directions. His preference was for an in-call so I took the tube to the designated station, called and got directions to his apartment. When I arrived, he ushered me into his bedroom and immediately had be undress, at which point he did as well. I noticed he had a partial cast on his arm and he directed me to the opposite side of the bed at which point he started trying to jerk me off, and as I chose to wait, I asked to suck him, which he positioned himself. I eventually asked him if he kisses at which point he now informed me that he doesn't kiss on the first date. I had originally noted that I would like a massage, but that was obviously out of the question due to his wrist being injured. Mike looks every bit his photos, very handsome with the beautiful physique. However I regret not paying more attention to the prior review which noted that Mike didn't live up to his promises. I also was very polite and always treat escorts with the utmost respect and am always freshly showered. He couldn't have known I had brushed my teeth since he didn't get near my mouth! I suspect Mike may not be gay and uses his extreme good looks to attract clients, only to not provide the services promised. Otherwise he would have responded truthfully when I provided him my true stats and expectations and he didn't fulfill them.
Handle: Thom1954
Submissions: Fourth Review
You: As noted above, I'm older (53) and overweight. However I am respectful of escorts because I love spending quality time with escorts with traveling and quality time comes when you treat someone as they want to be treated
Review #1, 10/31/2007 -- Response Follows
Name: mike
Location: london
Phone: 00-44-781 0728 249
Website: http://www.rentboy.com/location/getrb.asp?rentboy=66875&Location=1237
Ethnicity: Caucasian Age: 20's
Height: 5'11" (180 cm) Weight: 160-170 lbs (73-77 kg) Build: Muscled
Eyes: Hazel/Brown Hair: Short Light Brown
Cock: Cut 6-7" (15-18 cm) Average
Orientation: Gay Calls: In/Out
Roles: Companion,Escort,Modeling,Travel
Kissing: No Anal: Versatile Oral: Both
Rates for time only (British £): 1st=120
Date: 10/2007 Type: 1 Hour Where: london Rate: 120
Rating: Unsatisfactory Hire Again? No
Where Found? Other Website Which: rentboy
Reviewed Before? Match Description? Yes Lived up? No
Experience:
i met mike in his flat in bayswater. he was friendly but a little bit narcissic and not really clever. he's very handsome, has a good body well built with a nice cock and beautiful ass. he refuses to kiss though i was clean and brushed my teeth before. (said that he doesn't kiss the first date) he started sucking me then i returned him the favour. then i fucked him . was ok, but then he asked me to leave though i've been in his home for only 1/2 hour.
I swear i was very polite and respectful and didn't ask him to do weird things. so i felt a little bit ripped off. mike is maybe very handsome but not a good escort
Handle: erwan
Submissions: First Review
You: early 40 straight acting guy
Mike Responds --
I'm a very nice guy with a lot of clients that like and respect me...
My apologize for this client, next time I will try to be more polite on the phone saying what I like and what I don't like. American guys I've met are very nice and hot. I will change your mind about this review.
Mike from London!!!!
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