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Joey Pirelli - Washington D.C.
Retired
Review #6, 12/12/2006
Name: Joey Pirelli
Location: Washington D.C.
Ethnicity: Caucasian Weight: 160-170 lbs (73-77 kg) Build: Muscled
Eyes: Green Hair: Average Dark Brown
Cock: Cut Average
Smoking: No
Orientation: Gay Calls: In/Out
Roles: Escort
Kissing: Yes Masturbation: Both Anal: Versatile Oral: Gives
Rates for time only (US $): 1st=200
Date: 11/06 Type: 2 Hours Where: Washington, DC Rate: 350
Rating: Recommended Hire Again? Yes
Where Found? Other Website Which: www.men4rentnow.com
Reviewed Before? Yes Match Description? Yes Lived up? Yes
Experience:
My luck with DC escorts has not exactly been all that great since one of my favorite guys went into retirement and moved away. I’ve made a couple of attempts to hire a few DC guys but they have usually wound up being lack luster experiences. Joey Pirelli was a welcome change from previous experiences. Joey is one hot guy well worth hiring, again, and again, and again.... I noticed Joey Pirelli’s advertisement on Men4Rent for about a year or so and had always been intrigued. He’s recently changed his pics and they prompted me to make contact with Joey after I returned from an overseas trip. These new pics really enhance his build and show off his well defined, muscled, jock type build to his best advantage. So I took the plunge and sent Joey an e-mail via Men4Rent after checking his reviews on this site.
Note that Joey’s advertisement indicates that he prefers phone contact and he recently changed numbers. However, he did respond to my contact e-mail within 24 hours. I told Joey that I was a bit more comfortable with e-mail than phone in the early stages of setting up an appointment. He said he could work with me via e-mail. After a few brief messages I felt that Joey would be a good hire and decided to give him a call to set the final details. Joey was very nice and relaxed on the phone and has one sexy voice. We chatted for a bit and agreed on a two hour in-call session just before the start of the long holiday weekend. Arrived at his place in DC right on time and he met me at the door of his apartment. Joey greeted me with nice hugs and kisses and welcomed into his place. He’s about 30 and was nicely dressed.
He made a real effort to make me feel comfortable and I certainly felt it was sincere. We chatted for a while to take the edge off and it was not long before Joey was taking his shirt off to expose that well defined smooth chest. We were soon both out of our clothes and lying on the bed where Joey started giving me one heck of a blow job. It was not long before we pulled out the condoms and got to the best part of the evening. Joey climbed aboard my cock and the next two hours was a series of intense fucking. This turned into one really aggressive fuck for both of us and by the end we were both panting for more. No doubt about I will be seeing Joey again after a night like this one.
Joey is one very nice young man with a smart sense of humor and great attitude. He’s well read, well versed, and intelligent. Unlike some guys Joey made an effort to engage in stimulating conversation and could hold his own in a discussion. This guy’s a rare gem in the DC market. I highly recommend Joey and will certainly be seeing him again.
Handle: chazzzman69
Submissions: 5 or more Reviews
You: I am 44, six two, 210#, versatile guy and usually hire guys when on travel. Have been hiring for a long time and appreciate the more professional guys that know how to take care of a client.
Review #5, 11/28/2006
Name: Joey Pirelli
Location: Washington, DC
Ethnicity: Caucasian Age: 30's
Height: 5'10" (178 cm) Weight: 160-170 lbs (73-77 kg) Build: Muscled
Eyes: Green Hair: Short Dark Brown
Cock: Cut 6-7" (15-18 cm) Average
Orientation: Gay Roles: Companion,Escort,Massage,Travel
Kissing: French Masturbation: Both Anal: Versatile Oral: Both Kink: No
Rates for time only (US $): 1st=250
Date: 11/2006 Type: 2 Hours Where: Washington, DC area Rate: 500
Rating: Recommended Hire Again? Yes
Where Found? Other Which: Daddys Reviews
Reviewed Before? Yes Match Description? Yes Lived up? Yes
Experience:
What can I say about Joey? He is an absolutely wonderful person. He was 100% prompt with following up with me via email prior to our meeting. He showed up on time, touched base throughout the planning process and was very pleasant. When Joey arrived at my hotel, he walked into the room and lit it up. He has an unbelievable energy and positive nature to him. He love to chat and talk about just about anything...he is extraordinarily cute, with an incredible smile and perfect teeth...his facial expressions just shine like a warm beacon with everything he says. We chatted for a bit, and Joey gave me a great massage while chatting.
I wont go into every detail about what we did, but let me just say that he was kind, accommodating, and very human. Joey has a totally incredible muscled body. He works very hard on his body, and he really appreciates others admiring his hard work. I certainly did. But the most important thing I can say about Joey is that his warm and engaging personality make him one of the most memorable persons I have ever met, and I really will keep the experience with Joey as one of the best I have ever had. I will look forward to meeting Joey again in the future. Thanks Joey!
Handle: JayMan
Submissions: Third Review
You: 40's, in good health, just coming out of a divorce...about 20-30 pounds overweight.
Review #4, 11/10/2005
Name: Joey Pirelli:
Location: Washington DC
Ethnicity: Caucasian Age: 30's
Height: 5'10" (178 cm) Weight: 160-170 lbs (73-77 kg) Build: Muscled
Eyes: Brown Hair: Short Brown
Body Hair: Smooth Facial Hair: Shaved
Cock: Cut 6-7" (15-18 cm) Average
Orientation: Gay Kissing: French Masturbation: Both Anal: Top
Roles: Escort
Calls: In/Out
Rates for time only(US $): 1st=240 2nd=240 Session=550
Date: 10/2005 Type: 3 Hours Rate: 550
Rating: Recommended Hire Again? Yes
Where Found? Other website
Reviewed Before? Yes Match Description? Yes Lived up? Yes
Experience: I recently traveled to Washington DC on business and hooked up with Joey. I chose him from among three possible escorts. Boy, was I glad that I picked him. Joey’s emails and phone conversations were courteous and pleasant. He is very easy to talk to.
We met at my hotel. I couldn’t believe it when he arrived. Joey has a handsome face and a great smile. His muscular body and smooth skin were icing on the cake. We chatted for a while. Talking to Joey is really easy. . . He definitely has the gift of gab. Then, we started kissing, the clothes came off and we had great sex for the full three hours. Joey is a great top. He has some especially fun toys that kept me writing the entire time. By the time, he started fucking me, I was in heaving. In fact, I had so much fun, I booked him for another three hours two days later. The second time was even better than the first.
Joey’s ad says that the quality of the experience is remembered long after the cost has been forgotten. He isn’t kidding. If you find yourself in DC and want a hot top for an escort, Joey is your man.
Handle: EastBayGuy
Submissions: Second Review
Previous Reviews: Kyle Craven/SF
You: 39 year old gay male in a long term relationship. I am in good shape and ocasionally enjoy the company of an escort.
Review #3, 07/14/2005
Name: Joey Pirelli:
Location: Washington DC
Ethnicity: Caucasian Age: 30's
Height: 5'8" (173 cm) Weight: 170-180 lbs (77-82 kg) Build: Average
Eyes: Green Hair: Average Brown
Body Hair: Legs Only Facial Hair: Shaved
Cock: Cut 7-8" (18-20 cm) Average
Orientation: Mostly Gay Kissing: Yes Masturbation: Both Anal: Versatile Oral:
Both Kink: Switch
Roles: Escort
Calls: Out Only
Rates for time only(US $): 1st=200
Date: 06/2005 Type: 1 Hour Rate: 200
Rating: Recommended Hire Again? Yes
Where Found? Hooboys M4M
Reviewed Before? Yes Match Description? Yes Lived up? Yes
Experience:
After a no show by Dirk (see review under Washington, D.C. with the
handle of gguy), I emailed Joey, he called back promptly, and I told him of my
being stood up. You just kne this guy was going to be great from the first phone
call -- he sought to humor away the disappointment and stated he would be at my
hotel shortly. When he arrived, it did not take very long at all for my to melt
away, the clothes came off, and we mutually oraled for quite a while. I had
brought an anal bead vibrating toy with me, and we used it on each other with a
great deal of moans and groans from each of us when being the recipient. As I
had requested, he then bottomed for me in quite a variety of positions, and
ending up riding me as he shot on my chest while I unloaded into him. I was so
satisfied, that I invited him back two nights later. After getting close to the
brink from oral on mutiple occasions, he wound up on his back with legs in the
air, and I pounded away goping as !
deep as I could. After a while, I could not hold back any more, and had an
explosive orgasm. Joey is great at what he does, but more than that he is very
intelligent (an MBA from a major school), well read and versed, and a great
conversationalist. He and I will be getting together again.
Handle: gguy
Submissions: 5 or more Reviews
Previous Reviews: Ed/San Jose
Brian/Atlanta
Patrick #2/San Francisco (twice)
Matt/Tampa
Baron/Atlanta
You:
Bi, middle aged guy, 5'8", 180 lbs, told I am good looking, versatile in
that I have been both a top and a bottom, and like to wind up as a top.
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