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David - Phoenix
Review #2, 05/16/2006
Name: David:
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Phone: 602-332-8006
Ethnicity: Asian Age: 20''s
Height: 5''6" (168 cm) Weight: 130-140 lbs (59-64 kg) Build: Slim
Eyes: Black Hair: Average Black
Body Hair: Smooth Facial Hair: Smooth
Cock: Uncut <5" Thin
Kissing: No Masturbation: Both Anal: No Oral: No
Roles: Massage
Rates for time only(US $): 1st=80
Date: 03/2006 Type: 1 Hour Rate: 100
Rating: Not recommended Hire Again? No
Where Found? Publication Which: Echo Magazine
Reviewed Before? Yes Match Description? No Lived up? No
Experience: This encounter really could not have been any worse. What burns me is that I didn''t discover Hooboy''s site until after this encounter because there was another reivew of him that would have warned me away. Anyway, I know better now.
He arrived late. His English is so poor that he couldn''t figure out where to go so after multiple phone calls, we finally worked it out. He insisted on being paid instantly and I reluctantly gave in. Then, he let me know that he forgot the massage lotion, so he went rummaging through the bathroom to find the complimentary bottle of lotion provided by the hotel. That didn''t really matter though, because although he globbed some on me and spread it around, he didn''t offer anything even resembling a massage. After a couple of minutes of what is definitely the worst technique EVER, he straddled me and began his sales pitch. He told me that to take off any clothes would cost me extra. I should have stopped right there and kicked him out, but I wanted to play, so I capitulated to his extortion.
All I can say is that was money wasted. I kind of felt like the tourist who pays the admission price at a cheesy tourist trap, goes inside, and remarks "that''s it???" His body is average, his endowment is below average, he exhibited no interest at all in this session and wanted it over as quickly as possible. He did manage to stimulate himself enough to achieve pleasure, leaving me wondering who the client was. Grand total time from door threshold to door threshold was 23 minutes.
I could go on, but suffice it to say that he is the worst experience I have ever had. I have had many great experiences with escorts and I have never written any up. This experience was so bad, however, that I decided to write it up as a warning to others simply out of concern for my fellow man. This kid''s a total ripoff, stay away.
Handle: Malacca
Submissions: First Review
You: I''m in my late 30''s, travel a lot for work. I hire escorts when out of town only because I don''t have time to meet people using the traditional methods. I''m in shape, professional, and find it easy to meet guys.
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