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Army Mike - Chicago

Coverboy 06/27/2003, 07/19/2006, 10/02/2007
Verification (g6)
Stage name: Mike
Primary City: Chicago
Birthdate: 02/1974
Email: ArmyMike29@aol.com
Phone: 312-498-2890
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 183lbs
Hair color: Brown
Eye Color: Blue
Size: 7c
Rate: $180. hour
Review #18, 10/02/2007
Name: Army Mike
Location: Chicago
Phone: 312-498-2890
Ethnicity: Caucasian Age: 30's
Height: 5'11" (180 cm) Weight: 180-190 lbs (82-86 kg) Build: Muscled
Eyes: Blue Hair: Sandy Brown
Cock: Cut 7-8" (18-20 cm) Thick
Calls: Out Only
Roles: Companion
Kissing: Yes Anal: Versatile Oral: Both
Rates for time only (US $): Overnight=975
Date: 09/2007 Type: Overnight Where: Chicago Rate: 975
Rating: Recommended Hire Again? Yes
Where Found? Other Website Which: rentboy.com
Reviewed Before? Match Description? Yes Lived up? Yes
Experience:
Don't know what planet the guy with the attitude was from, but Mike is fantastic. Contacted him on my trip to Chicago. We exchanged e-mail and phone calls and he arrived at my hotel promptly at the agreed upon time. It was an awesome experience. Mike came to my hotel promptly at the time we agreed on. He entered the room, sat down and we talked for awhile.
He was a great conversationalist and made me completely at ease. After awhile, at his suggestion we moved to the bedroom. I immediately got hard when he undressed and saw his body. As stated by others, he loves his nipples worked and it gets him really aroused. Working his nips made his cock jump and had him moaning. His ass was awesome too. After we both climaxed, we layed together and fell asleep. During the night I couldn't keep my hands off of him and we played again. Waking up to Mike was incredible and the whole experience was the best. I definitely will look for him again if I'm in the Chicago area.
Handle: daddyinmd
Submissions: First Review
You: middle aged business man with alot of stress to relieve.
Review #17, 08/31/2007
Name: Army Mike
Location: Chicago Illinois
Email: armymike29@aol.com
Phone: 312-498-2890
Ethnicity: Caucasian Age: 30's
Height: 5'11" (180 cm) Weight: 180-190 lbs (82-86 kg) Build: Muscled
Eyes: Blue Hair: Short Brown
Cock: Cut 7-8" (18-20 cm) Thick
Smoking: Tolerant Drinking: Yes
Calls: Out Only
Roles: Companion,Escort,Massage
Kissing: Yes Masturbation: Both Oral: Gets
Rates for time only (US $): 1st=180 Overnight=975
Date: 08/2007 Type: 2 Hours Where: Chicago Rate: 350
Rating: Recommended Hire Again? Yes
Where Found? Daddys Reviews Which:
Reviewed Before? Match Description? Yes Lived up? Yes
Experience:
Met up with Michael last week while in Chicago. He came recommended by a guy I see when I'm in the city on business. Had a great experience and felt I should write a review. I called Michael the weekend before, and found that he had no time to see me on the dates I was to be in town. I was dissapointed, but Michael assured me that he would call if his schedule changed. Fortunately for me it did.
He called on Tuesday to tell me that he could see me the next evening if I still had time. I did and we met the next evening at 8 pm. He's bigger and more muscular looking in person than his photographs would suggest. He has a commanding presence and voice. He has a very straight acting persona, so even with the referral I was nervous. We talked to get acquainted, and I took away that Michael is a business type with a sports oriented social life. That's just my impression. He is muscled and all his equipment worked fantastically. My nervousness finally did go away, and my most memorable recollections were how I felt like I had just been with a very real man.
Handle: Redd
Submissions: First Review
You: I'm 43 and height/weight proportionate. Enjoy both masculine and boyish guys.
Review #16, 02/19/2007 -- Response Follows
Name: Army Mike
Location: Chicago
Email: ArmyMike29@aol.com
Phone: 312-498-2890
Ethnicity: Caucasian Age: 30's
Eyes: Blue
Kissing: Dry Oral: Gets
Rates for time only (US $): 1st=180
Date: 01/07 Type: 1 Hour Rate: 180
Rating: Unsatisfactory Hire Again? No
Where Found? Daddys Reviews Which:
Reviewed Before? Match Description? Yes Lived up? No
Experience:
I was very hesitant about submitting this review because I really don’t like to place negative reviews for people. But then I realized hat it is only fair to give my impressions of the experience and let others decide if they might have a similar or different experiencet and let it go at that. I wrote Mike a few days before our session just to get some general information about him and his rates. I had seen his ads and read his reviews and had been anxious to meet with him for some time. On the day that I wanted to meet, I called and he was very accommodating about setting up an appointment for that evening. He told me that he had dinner plans but that he could arrive at my place between 8:00 and 8:30 p.m.
During our conversation, he said nothing to lead me to believe that he had very strict limits on what he would do, like no kissing. Around 9:00 p.m., I got a call from Mike telling me that he was on his way. He arrived and we began talking to break the ice. I should have taken it as a sign to end everything there when there were several breaks in the conversation and he did nothing to attempt to ease the natural awkwardness of the situation as other escorts I have been with have done. At some point he suggested that we go into the bedroom. He took off most of his clothes and lay in the bed. His body was decent and because his rate was less than other Chicago escorts I knew that I was not paying for the body of the god. I took off an over shirt I had on and lay down. I reached over to kiss him and he allowed me to touch my lips to his but nothing more. He reached over and touched my crotch, once. I began to suck on him and there was little response on his part. After a couple of minutes, even I grew bored. He then said something about “it being easier if he just finished himself off.”
He began to jerk off and I lay back and wished I had the New York Times Magazine so that the time wouldn’t be entirely wasted. Not having anything to do with my hands, I began to finger his butt. At some point he came. He never asked if I wanted to do the same. As I mentioned, except for the crotch-touching incident, he never tried to remove my clothes or touch any part of my body. He took a shower and left. Perhaps it was the alcohol he drank at dinner or something else but I haven’t had that kind of unstimulating sex (if you could even call it sex) in a very long time -- paid or unpaid. He seemed like a nice person but totally uninvolved. if he doesn’t want even try to create a sexually stimulating time for someone, he should stop escorting. As I said, his rate was lower than others so my grandma’s old adage, “if it is too good to be true, it usually is,” should have leapt to mind. All I know is that I am glad that I did not ask him for a two-hour session as I originally planned to.
Handle: TruthBTold
Submissions: First Review
You: Late 40s, goodlooking, height/weight proportional but certainly not toned, sexually passionate.
Army Mike Responds--
I want to be very polite here, so I'll be brief.
First, this client took me to dinner after our meeting, not before. He was completely inebriated during the entire session. Under normal circumstances I would leave, but he was very quiet so I made the decision to stay. I admit I struggled to get through the first hour, and I can confirm he is accurate in saying that I did not kiss him. It wasn't because I don't kiss, it was because he had become sick right after I arrived. He didn't bother to tell me he was, he just excused himself to go to the bathroom and I clearly heard it. Since it didn't appear he had brushed his teeth, I was naturally reluctant to get into that. I'm sorry if that makes me bad.
Secondly, he couldn't perform at all, and I finally told him that I would just j/o. Which he agreed to, and I did. Afterwards he asked if we could go to the hotel restaurant for dinner. I agreed. He did have more drinks there, but he wasn't obnoxious or falling down so I didn't care. He paid me for two hours and even tipped, so I'm not sure why he has decided to be negative. I know I wasn't rude, because I tried very hard to act like I wasn't noticing he was drunk.
Thanks for giving me the opportunity to reply.
Cordially, Mike
Review #15, 12/01/2006
Name: Army MikeLocation: Chicago
Email: ArmyMike29@aol.com
Phone: 312-498-2890
Ethnicity: Caucasian Age: 30's
Height: 5'9" (175 cm) Build: Muscled
Eyes: Blue Hair: Short Sandy Brown
Cock: Cut 6-7" (15-18 cm) Average
Smoking: Tolerant Drinking: Yes
Orientation: Mostly Gay Calls: Out Only
Roles: Escort
Kissing: Yes Masturbation: Both Anal: Versatile Oral: Both
Rates for time only (US $): 1st=180
Date: 03/2006 Type: 1.5 Hours Where: my place Rate: 180
Rating: Recommended Hire Again? Yes
Where Found? Other Website Which:
Reviewed Before? No Match Description? Yes Lived up? Yes
Experience:
I have hired Mike several times; and have been w/ a few escorts, but he is by far the most professional , kindest and intellegent . I am probably one of his few younger clients at 27 but it didn't matter to him . Some escorts are intimidated by this and question why I would need to be w/ an escort. I enjoy getting to the point and the excitment of being with a "professional". Not only a good conversationalist but very passionate. He loves getting his pecs played with and its such a turn on to see him cum. He has topped me before but I usually top him. He has the hottest , cleanest tight little hole. He is very masculine , discreet and acutually pretty funny. Definatley recommend him and his rates are reasonable not a clock watcher or a drama queen.
Handle: jovanni
Submissions: First Review
You: late twenties , attractive 5'10 swimmers build 7 inches cut.
Review #14, 07/19/2006
Name: Army Mike :
Location: Chicago
Email: ArmyMike29@aol.com
Phone: 312-498-2890
Ethnicity: Caucasian Age: 30''s
Height: 5''9" (175 cm) Build: Muscled
Hair: Cropped Unknown
Body Hair: Smooth Facial Hair: Shaved
Cock: Unknown 6-7" (15-18 cm) Average
Kissing: Yes Masturbation: Both Oral: Both
Roles: Escort Massage
Calls: Out Only
Rates for time only(US $): 1st=180
Date: 04/2006 Type: 1 Hour Rate: 180
Rating: Recommended Hire Again? Yes
Where Found? Hooboys M4M
Reviewed Before? Yes Match Description? Yes Lived up? Yes
Experience: I was staying at a hotel near O''Hare airport and decided to give Mike a call. He promptly returned my call, and he showed up very quickly. He was discreetly dressed, but he was HOT! He had a great smile, a GREAT chest, and he gave me a great big hug. We had a great time in bed - caressing, kissing, holding. I wish he could have stayed all night long! I will definitely see him again when I''m in Chicago.
Handle: chrisinarlington
Submissions: Third Review
Previous Reviews: Carl - Springfield, VA; Dirk - Washington, DC
You: late 20s, white, average guy - love good massages and more
Review #13, 06/19/2006
Name: Army Mike :
Location: Chicago
Email: ArmyMike29@aol.com
Phone: 312-498-2890
Ethnicity: Caucasian Age: 30''s
Height: 5''11" (180 cm) Weight: 170-180 lbs (77-82 kg) Build: Muscled
Eyes: Blue Hair: Short Brown
Body Hair: Smooth Facial Hair: Shaved
Cock: Cut 7-8" (18-20 cm) Thick
Orientation: Mostly Gay Masturbation: Both Anal: Versatile Oral: Both
Roles: Escort Massage
Smoking: No Drinking: Yes
Rates for time only(US $): 1st=180
Date: 06/2006 Type: 1 Hour Rate: 180
Rating: Recommended Hire Again? Yes
Where Found? Other website Which: men for rent
Reviewed Before? Yes Match Description? Yes Lived up? Yes
Experience: Found Michael on a website and called him. He called me later that day and we set up a time to meet. He arrived slightly late, but he had called to let me know so it was okay. I was surprised he came on one of those crotch rocket motorcycles so I was turned on from seeing him drive up on that. He is handsome in person and has muscles. I knew we were going to get on really well because he was so friendly from the start. he has a nice body and acts like a man. He was clean and smelled great- which is a must for me. I chatted him up and he did me. We got naked and I sucked on him. I think his favorite thingy is to have his pecs-nipples worked because he seemed to get off on it. He did me back and it was nice to feel him on me. He has gorgeous eyes too. It was hot being up close and looking at him. Being fairly new to this I wasn''t sure if the guys cum or not, but he said he always does, so I think this is a plus (at least for me) haha. I had done this before and the guy seemed like he was rushed to leave. Michael didn''t seem hurried and I liked that too. He just seemed really calm and interested in me which is another plus.
Handle: JamesW
Submissions: First Review
Previous Reviews: Because the experience was so very positive.
You: I''m 48 about 5''9" 190 pounds in normal condition and enjoy men younger than I.
Review #12, 04/11/2006
Name: Army Mike:
Location: Chicago
Email: ArmyMike29@aol.com
Phone: 312-498-2890
Ethnicity: Caucasian Age: 30''s
Height: 5''11" (180 cm) Weight: 170-180 lbs (77-82 kg) Build: Muscled
Eyes: Blue Hair: Short Brown
Body Hair: Smooth Facial Hair: Shaved
Cock: Cut 6-7" (15-18 cm) Thick
Kissing: Yes Masturbation: Both Anal: Versatile Oral: Both Kink: No
Roles: Companion Escort Massage Travel
Calls: Out Only
Smoking: No Drinking: Yes
Rates for time only(US $): Session=160
Date: 03/2006 Type: 1 Hour Rate: 160
Rating: Recommended Hire Again? Yes
Where Found? Hooboys M4M
Reviewed Before? Yes Match Description? Yes Lived up? Yes
Experience: I discovered Mike on this site and had such a good experience I thought I would weigh in. Prior reviews are accurate. He''s intelligent, friendly, nice muscles, blue eyes that are just, well, so BLUE, and very straight acting. I liked the latter the most. This guy seems very straight in a good way. I''ve met other escorts, but Mike seemed the most genuine. In the past when I met escorts there is a period at the beginning where you are very nervous. Mike was just so easy going at the start that I was comfortable within a minute or two. He''s very engaging. What a nice guy and not at the expense of being masculine either. I don''t know how else to put it, he''s just great. What else can I put down? He''s into sports from what he tells me. Likes cars and has a motorcycle. He has a great body, and beautiful pecs and arms. He likes body contact and really responds to having his pecs worked on. We didn''t screw but I believe he is more top with versatility. He has this
I-know-something-you-don''t type of smile too. It''s just so very sexy. Hot guy!
Handle: bj35
Submissions: First Review
You: I''m 46 in fair shape and I like guys that act like guys. I travel a lot and sometimes like company. I''m always safe and must have the same.
Review #11, 04/30/2005
Name: Army Mike:
Location: Chicago
Email: ArmyMike29@aol.com
Phone: 312-498-2890
Ethnicity: Caucasian Age: 20's
Height: 5'11" (180 cm) Weight: 170-180 lbs (77-82 kg) Build: Muscled
Eyes: Blue Hair: Short Dark Brown
Body Hair: Smooth Facial Hair: Sideburns
Cock: Cut 7-8" (18-20 cm) Average
Orientation: Mostly Gay Kissing: Yes Masturbation: Both Anal: Versatile Oral: Both Kink: No
Roles: Escort Worship
Calls: In/Out
Smoking: No Drinking: Tolerent
Rates for time only(US $): 1st=160
Date: 04/2005 Type: 1.5 Hours Rate: 170
Rating: Recommended Hire Again? Yes
Where Found? Hooboys M4M
Reviewed Before? Yes Match Description? Yes Lived up? Yes
Experience:
OK, I have a thing for Military guys/Police...well uniformed studs in general. After looking through Hooboy and looking online at Gay Chicago mag, I ran across Army Mike. So you know that Mike is already at the top of my list. I gave him a call about a week in advance and at the time I was planning to just stay out by O'Hare, but after a slight nudge from Mike I decided to stay on the Magnificent Mile and have easy access to Wrigleyville and Boystown fun. A big plus to Mike-he was going to charge the same $160/hour no matter where we met up. A very take charge, authoratative voice on the phone had me anticipating a very hot time and boy was I right on with my choice. Mike, who appears to be about 28, was right on time to my hotel and is quite the physical specimen. It was an early Saturday evening and I should have sprung for 2 hours because by then he had dinner arrangements...too bad because he is the kind of man you could just hang out with and watch a
game and have some beers-I really like that in a guy. Very hot look-short dark hair, piercing blue eyes, deep voice, and then the jacket came off...whew, let me keep you up to date...the bod is still there! Massive pecs and arms will delight you (I of course was picturing this packaged in uniform..hehe), and the sideburns just added to the allure of his handsome face. We had a nice "getting to know you" chat and retired to the bedroom for the main event. I didn't partake of anal but everything else we did was A-OK...from oral to passionate kissing and tit teasing (yes Mike is sensitive to this-go easy) and licking his wonderful pits and pecs. His cock is just right for oral activities and he returns the favor. When the time CAME, I was treated to a huge load on his fine smooth torso. Sensing I like to be ordered about, I was instructed to eat it all up like a good Pvt...yum. I next exploded across that massive chest...all in all a wonderful start to my evening. Mike!
showered for his dinner and was on his way much too early (my fault), but I will know for next time to block more of Army Mike for myself. Thanks guy.
Handle: NJRob
Submissions: 5 or more Reviews
Previous Reviews:
Cole, Buck, Vladimir, Rex all of Philadelphia, James of Liverpool, UK. Cole is my latest review.
You:
40 yo, 5-10, 180, furry guy who has a bf...sometimes we hire for 3 ways, other times I hire on my own. I like a MAN, not twinks, that can take charge and still be passionate and not afraid to sweat it up for a good time.
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